III. Burly men, preferably with crackerjack knife skills.
...kartoffelsalat (potato salad)
V. A full tank of beer.
VI. Another pig for dessert.
|With rainbow-sprinkle guts!|
VII. A solid leftover strategy.
|Like, pig tacos with adobo, salsa and queso.|
I guess this is what happens when bad weather happens to good people. It really was such a shame.